February: No dice.
March: No dice.
April: No dice.
May: Defective OPK made me miss the fertile part of the month. (So I'm not using them anymore.)
Today: No dice.
This is the first month that I've really been jealous of other mamas. And the first time I've dwelled on the stereotype that getting pregnant seems so easy for the people who don't want to get pregnant but so hard for the people who do.
I know it's only been five months. But still.